Posted March 23, 2012 at 4:56pm in funny or die funny lol laugh friday work week ha ha ha kelly ripa besonhurst spelling bee funny video funnies guido italian brooklyn italian sweatsuit italian stallion how italians talk
All That Is Interesting: The Eight Weirdest Things You Can Buy Online
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For only a $1.28, you can now grow your own boyfriend, girlfriend or even gay best friend. All you have to do is douse the miniature doll in water, after which it expands by 600%. As an added bonus (or if you live in Russia), the dolls can also be doused with…
Posted December 7, 2011 at 11:46am in weird lol funny internet amazon christmas gifts lol laugh smile
You simply must check out these inventions. They are quite genius – especially the pillow headpiece – however, the person modeling it IS NOT A GENIUS. If you’ll notice, the pillow is at the back of this model’s head, not the front…SO WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PILLOW HAT IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO SLEEP ON YOUR ARMS ANYWAY!?? Don’t mind this person, and check out these other inventions for yourself.
Posted November 18, 2011 at 12:00pm in inventions wow omg lol funny laugh pillow sleep bedtime yes cozy what the...? wtf weird strange
Q: Ugh, can I ever be positive while I am at work?
A: Yes, but only when people send me silly pictures like this while I am at work.
Stop it you guys, I cant even…
[Archive under: The Peepee Teepee is a kick ass invention for all those diaper-changers out there…and FOR MY SOUL]
Posted November 10, 2011 at 2:38pm in funny i hate work work sucks ugh work diaper change baby omg lol pee brave be positive save my soul laugh cry smile yes awesome kick ass
Posted November 9, 2011 at 12:50pm in funny funny videos i hate work jump laugh lol omg work Wednesday Hump Day
![Don’t act like you didn’t play this game. And if you’re too young to remember, screw you, like totally.
[Archive under: When I was 10 I had no busniess fake calling hunky, dreamy guys]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsgcpW5OC1qab1jso1_500.png)
Don’t act like you didn’t play this game. And if you’re too young to remember, screw you, like totally.
[Archive under: When I was 10 I had no busniess fake calling hunky, dreamy guys]
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Posted November 7, 2011 at 5:36pm in omg date line girl talk funny 1980's 1990's flashback old wow love laugh hilarious rad like totally
Here’s a very classic exit strategy to escape from those things that cause you boredom, worry, unhappiness, nausea, and misery (aka school and work).
If this clock in my office doesn’t speed up, I may have to attempt this maneuver.
(Source: meenerhabi, via 10knotes)
Posted November 4, 2011 at 12:48pm in exit strategy work school unhappy misery boredom bored superman funny videos lol funny laugh omg awesome sick video love this cool ballsy amazing hero super
Posted November 3, 2011 at 3:24pm in lol omg funny laugh cat kitten cat trowling fight school DNA damnit no
Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
12. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
15. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
17. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
18. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
Posted October 25, 2011 at 2:36pm in bad day crappy damn damnit day flop i hate work laugh lol shitty day ugh cheerleaders cool sunglasses fall down bad
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….
“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”
(Source: imaginations-by-britta.com)
