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Please enjoy the music which provides vivid color and sweet composition to my life.  Don’t forget to check out www.stirthesoul.tumblr.com to be reminded how beautiful life trully is. 

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  })();</description><title>You Can't Take It With You</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @canttakeitwithyou)</generator><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Merry Christmas!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc8m137kv1qabj53o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merry Christmas!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/38689946321</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/38689946321</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 00:00:34 -0500</pubDate><category>chrsitmas</category><category>santa</category><category>mommy kissing santa claus</category><category>misteltoe</category><category>merry christmas</category><category>santa claus</category><category>threats</category><category>little kid</category><category>funny</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>"When you learn not to want things so badly, life comes to you."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Whatever it is you want in your life, you must give up the need to fixate on the outcome - and let it come to you in its own time. Our minds react emotionally when we don&amp;#8217;t get our way and we tend to get fixated when our ideas about how things &amp;#8220;should be&amp;#8221; differ from how things actually are.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When we can surrender to whatever is happening in this moment and trust that things will work out as they are meant to - we&amp;#8217;re able to relax our point of view and fully enjoy the moment as it is- without trying to change it. We start to appreciate all that we already have. This frees up more creative energy for us to go off and do what we do best- and we are now open to all possibilities. Fully embracing uncertainty!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Peace IN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Andy (The Boston Buddha)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/30518261786</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/30518261786</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 09:09:00 -0400</pubDate><category>want</category><category>moment</category><category>outcome</category><category>needs</category><category>wants</category><category>surrender</category><category>peace</category><category>enjoy the moment</category></item><item><title>Happy Birthday, Dad!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt293k0mrT1qmp76z.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re still so dang cute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/28814027207</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/28814027207</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 23:58:28 -0400</pubDate><category>happy birthday</category><category>dad</category><category>black and white photos</category><category>1950's</category></item><item><title> Happy 4th!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqo9yrteI1ql8djso1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt; Happy 4th!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/26469804315</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/26469804315</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:59:41 -0400</pubDate><category>happy 4th</category><category>4th of july</category><category>independence day</category><category>america</category><category>usa</category><category>red</category><category>white</category><category>blue</category><category>stars and stripes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j65yfpNE1r2ux5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23671600698</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23671600698</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 10:22:34 -0400</pubDate><category>vegan</category><category>kale</category><category>yum</category><category>health</category><category>healthy</category><category>body</category><category>weight</category></item><item><title>dog love: chinese dogs rescued from becoming dinner meat </title><description>&lt;div class="span-2"&gt;&lt;span class="avatar" id="u10014"&gt;&lt;span class="avatar-medium "&gt;&lt;a class="avatarLink" href="http://www.thekindlife.com/user_profile/view/10014" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="User Avatar" height="48" src="http://avatars.eqal.com/164/avt_medium_48x48_21874_1255484196.jpg" width="48"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="span-11 last"&gt;&lt;span class="textHeader contentStreamPostHeaderText"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thekindlife.com/post/dog-love-chinese-dogs-rescued-from-becoming-dinner-meat" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;dog love: chinese dogs rescued from becoming dinner meat&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;div class="contentStreamPostedByText"&gt;Posted by &lt;a href="http://www.thekindlife.com/user_profile/view/10014" target="_blank"&gt;Alicia Silverstone&lt;/a&gt; on May 24, 2012&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="dogs" height="175" src="http://albums.eqal.com/11/49986/49986_alb_xlarge_263x175_85194_1336415407.png" width="263"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I recently came across an &lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13268235" target="_blank"&gt;amazing story from China&lt;/a&gt; about a stand-off between a driver delivering a shipment of 500 dogs to be sold as meat to restaurants, and 300 animal rights protesters who found out about the shipment of dogs for meat and decided to do something about it. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Police were called, but the truck driver wasn’t breaking any laws, so what ensued was a 15 hour stand off at a toll booth ending in the animal activists purchasing the dogs for $18,000 from the driver, about $36 a dog.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The dogs were sent to recover at 20 animal hospitals, and at an animal rescue compound. To read more about this issue, check out my blog about the &lt;a href="http://www.thekindlife.com/post/dog-meat-festival-canceled-in-eastern-china" target="_blank"&gt;dog meat festival that was canceled &lt;/a&gt;in Eastern China last year. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23671566293</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23671566293</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 10:21:32 -0400</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>dogs</category><category>love</category><category>dog meat</category><category>vegan</category><category>the kind life</category><category>animal lover</category><category>save the animals</category></item><item><title>Click this link to watch this beautiful video of chimps getting freed from a research facility in New Mexico.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2012/04/20/pkg-zarrella-chimps-retire.cnn"&gt;Click this link to watch this beautiful video of chimps getting freed from a research facility in New Mexico.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23557744286</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23557744286</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:45:53 -0400</pubDate><category>chimps</category><category>chim mobile</category><category>save the animals</category><category>vegan</category><category>animals</category><category>love</category><category>vegan lifestyle</category><category>dungeon chimps</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fe38PcrP1qmp76z.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23542317631</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23542317631</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 09:14:16 -0400</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>yoga</category><category>vegan</category><category>inspiration</category><category>light</category></item><item><title>The momma’s eyes, you guys. I just can’t take it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wcqwXjhL1r2p50go1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The momma’s eyes, you guys. I just can’t take it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23489829239</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23489829239</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:22:18 -0400</pubDate><category>charolette's web</category><category>farm animals</category><category>just stop</category><category>mother</category><category>pig</category><category>power</category><category>sad</category><category>stop</category><category>vegan</category></item><item><title>Visit this website to see the cruel acts of Factory Farming and what you can do to get involved.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.farmsanctuary.org/issues/factoryfarming/"&gt;Visit this website to see the cruel acts of Factory Farming and what you can do to get involved.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23489757364</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23489757364</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:20:34 -0400</pubDate><category>vegan</category><category>factory farming</category><category>wtf?</category><category>gross</category><category>cruelty</category><category>cruel</category><category>cruelty to animals</category><category>farms</category><category>animals</category><category>help</category><category>cause</category><category>get active</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4afrvbmzS1r2ux5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23489187761</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23489187761</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:06:46 -0400</pubDate><category>vegan</category><category>mcdonald</category><category>farm</category><category>revenge</category><category>lol</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>ofakind:

If Popeye had had this Blk Pine Workshop bag, Bluto...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48nnbTAB61qah1euo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofakind.tumblr.com/post/23482978805/if-popeye-had-had-this-blk-pine-workshop-bag" target="_blank"&gt;ofakind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If Popeye had had this &lt;a href="http://www.blkpineworkshop.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Blk Pine Workshop&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.stagaustin.com/new-arrivals/blk-pine-workshop-striped-tote-blue-white.html" target="_blank"&gt;bag&lt;/a&gt;, Bluto would have despised him even more. —&lt;em&gt;erica&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is the perfect bag for any reason.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23488854902</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23488854902</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 13:58:49 -0400</pubDate><category>fashion</category><category>bag</category><category>handbag</category><category>blk pine workshop bag</category><category>collections</category><category>love</category><category>this.</category></item><item><title>Keep spreading the good!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ethicalocean.com/i/tfukws1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ethicalocean.com/i/tfukws1" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.ethicalocean.com/i/tfukws1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If a few more people sign up to become an Ethical Ocean member, a donation will be made to Farm Sanctuary. It&amp;#8217;s fast, easy and free to sign up! Now go spread some good!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dvh3Ff2D1qmp76z.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23487845706</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23487845706</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 13:35:31 -0400</pubDate><category>vegan</category><category>veganism</category><category>vegetarian</category><category>save the animals</category><category>pig</category><category>cow</category><category>farm</category><category>farm sanctuary</category><category>ethical</category><category>eco-friendly</category><category>shopping</category><category>shop</category><category>fashion</category><category>compassion</category><category>happy</category><category>free</category><category>save</category><category>cause</category><category>green</category><category>animals</category></item><item><title>Children smile about 400 times a day.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;That’s quite the workout for their little facial muscles, but, hey, smiles are contagious, right? &lt;span&gt;Apparently not for adults. According&lt;/span&gt; to Ron Gutman, whose TED talk on the subject went viral, only a third of grown-ups smile more than 20 times a day, and less than 14 percent muster a grin more than five times in 24 hours. Pretty sorry stats considering all the benefits that flashing those pearly whites can bring. “Smiling can reduce the&lt;span&gt;level of stress-enhancing hormones&lt;/span&gt; like cortisol and adrenaline while&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;increasing mood-enhancing hormones like endorphins,” says&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Gutman, whose online community, HealthTap, connects users with physicians who answer medical questions. So tell us, how many times have you smiled today?&amp;#8221; - &lt;strong&gt;article from Spirit, a Southwest Airlines publication&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;So, let me get this straight: kids smile an average of 400 times per day but as adults it drops to around 20 per day. Where the heck did those extra 380 smiles per day go? I just wanted to raise awareness of this loss of 380 smiles per day so hopefully more people will work on bringing them back into their lives!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m487nhYux11qmp76z.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23294332753</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23294332753</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:11:56 -0400</pubDate><category>smile</category><category>southwest airlines</category><category>children smile</category><category>bring it back</category><category>happy</category><category>smiles</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zk0pp41W1r2p50go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23290965729</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23290965729</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 10:35:18 -0400</pubDate><category>eco-friendly</category><category>love</category><category>birds</category><category>love birds</category><category>gentle</category><category>earth</category><category>vegan</category></item><item><title>You guys...this is the best online shop for all things good for you, me, the animals, and the earth. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ethicalocean.com/i/tfukws1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ethicalocean.com/i/tfukws1" target="_blank"&gt;www.ethicalocean.com/i/tfukws1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I urge all tree huggers, health nuts, and animal lovers alike to join &amp;amp; shop, all while saving the world.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23290927762</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23290927762</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 10:34:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ethical ocean</category><category>vegans</category><category>tree hugger</category><category>animal lover</category><category>ocean</category><category>save the world</category><category>super hero</category><category>shopping</category><category>fashion</category><category>eco-friendly</category><category>health nut</category><category>non toxic</category><category>shop til you drop</category></item><item><title>
thedailywhat:

Letter Of Note of the Day: Wedding season once...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44f38Xq2d1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/23166501184/letter-of-note-of-the-day-wedding-season-once" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Letter Of Note of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Wedding season once again is upon us, and a June 1971 letter from future U.S. President Ronald Reagan to his soon-to-be-wed son, Michael, contains advice for the groom that stands the test of time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An excerpt:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you truly love a girl, you shouldn’t ever want her to feel, when she sees you greet a secretary or a girl you both know, that humiliation of wondering if she was someone who caused you to be late coming home, nor should you want any other woman to be able to meet your wife and know she was smiling behind her eyes as she looked at her, the woman you love, remembering this was the woman you rejected even momentarily for her favors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mike, you know better than many what an unhappy home is and what it can do to others. Now you have a chance to make it come out the way it should. There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read the letter in full &lt;a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/05/love-dad.html" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; [&lt;a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/05/love-dad.html" target="_blank"&gt;lettersofnote&lt;/a&gt;].&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What a man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23238498857</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23238498857</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:35:29 -0400</pubDate><category>ronald reagan</category><category>marriage</category><category>man</category><category>what a man</category><category>president reagan</category><category>love</category><category>loyalty</category><category>wedding</category><category>father and son</category><category>this.</category></item><item><title>fuckkyeahchicago:

these commercials win… even if our two...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D0s3VTgrZKg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckkyeahchicago.tumblr.com/post/23234403377/these-commercials-win-even-if-our-two-favorite" target="_blank"&gt;fuckkyeahchicago&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;these commercials win… even if our two favorite ball clubs don’t always!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;O.M.G. Hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23238008784</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23238008784</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:23:57 -0400</pubDate><category>cubs</category><category>sox</category><category>white sox</category><category>go go white sox</category><category>chicago</category><category>chicago baseball</category><category>MLB</category><category>major league baseball</category><category>rivalry</category><category>cubs sox rivalry</category><category>would you</category><category>dare</category><category>great commercials</category></item><item><title>This is dreamy, especially cause it’s what I dream of.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jyslyQi51qfqch7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is dreamy, especially cause it’s what I dream of.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23237864891</link><guid>http://canttakeitwithyou.tumblr.com/post/23237864891</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:20:33 -0400</pubDate><category>dreamy</category><category>dream</category><category>house</category><category>house beautiful</category><category>lakehouse</category><category>dream house</category><category>someday.</category></item><item><title>The Farewell Email</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="entry-content"&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Yes, the time has come. I am giving my notice today and closing another chapter in my life. However, since you&amp;#8217;ve been such a wonderful listener through all of my work/horror stories, I believe you should have a first glance at the letter that will end my tenure at this company. Let me run this by you real quick before I submit it. Tell me what you think. Does this work?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dear Co-Workers, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today is my last day.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;I would especially like to thank all of my managers: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Over the past two years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, “mostly satisfactory.” That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after even a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of mostly satisfactory scotch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;But to those few souls with whom I’ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;To Scott: I will always remember sharing lunch with you, despite having clearly labeled it with my name.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;To Bill: I will miss detecting your flatulence as much as you will clearly miss walking past my office to deliver it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;To Janet: Best wishes on your ongoing campaign to popularize these “email forwards.” I sincerely hope you receive that weekend full of good luck, that hug from an old friend, and that baby for your dusty ole’ womb.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;To Eric: I left a new wristwatch on your desk. It is so that you might be able to still tell time even without your hourly phone call to let me know the copier is jammed. (Call Harry or Don – they’ll come by.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the individual who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience like a sponge and soak it up like a good woman, because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Very truly yours,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tricia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;PS: I will be throwing myself a happy hour farewell party at the burnt-out bar in the sub-basement of the bus station. Please do not stop by.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;You guys! I am so kidding! The REAL letter was way boring and filled with officey type talk. I would have put you to sleep, trust me. This version is much better, but too bad I don&amp;#8217;t have the cahonies to really send it out. Now wouldn&amp;#8217;t that be funny!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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